Long before the big watt competition amps were devised I heard a few.
1)
CB Shop owner was bragging on his 3 stage Gray 300(4xMRF455) amps stating that the low side is for local talking and the high side is for shooting skip.
2) Dump truck driver saying how he could change traffic lights with a Golden Eagle 500(They might do 450 peak on a dosy).
3) Another funny one was a claim that a mobile with 200 watts could light up a flourescent bulb from 30 feet away.
4) Whistling in the mic will blow the final out.
5) If your radio keys 4 watts and then you turn a 100 watt amp on.......your coverage distance will increase by 25 times.
6) The
FCC will arrest you on the spot for operating any amp in back of a
CB.
7) An Antron 99 has a 9.9 db gain.
There are more but I don't have a week to put them all down.