This obsession with a Superwhamodyne S-Meter Dee-Luxe is puzzling. For decades, the S-meter was good enough. And before that, there wasn't even an S-meter on most ham receivers.
And yet we were able to exchange signal reports -- and most of the time they weren't just "five nine" or "5NN". I've given many "327" reports, and the station on the other end of the QSO knew exactly what I meant. And if I received such a report, I knew what I should do immediately.
Why would anybody NEED anything more than an S-meter? Oh, yeah... "Because we can." More bells and whistles to break. More costs to repair.
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