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  • Cajun Invader
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    I have a perfect puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me
    What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
    Eating as much as an elephant eats
    What are you at getting terribly fat?
    What do you think will come of that?

    I don't like the look of it

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    Cajun Invader
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me
    Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
    It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
    But it's repulsive, revolting, and wrong
    Chewing and chewing all day long

    The way that a cow does

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
    Given good manners, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    Cajun Invader
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise, you'll listen to me
    Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
    Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
    Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
    You know exactly who's to blame

    The mother and the father

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not spoiled, then you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do


    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
    I have another puzzle for you
    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-da-dee
    If you are wise you'll listen to me
    What do you get from a glut of TV?
    A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
    Why don't you try simply reading a book?
    Or can you just not bear to look?

    You'll get no... you'll get no... you'll get no commercials

    Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-da
    If you're not greedy, you will go far
    You will live in happiness too
    Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
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