The Center for Disease Control has
> issued a medical alert about a highly
> contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
> orally, by hand,
> and even electronically... This virus is called
> Weekly Overload
> Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from
> your boss, any of
> your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
> DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
> This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
> If you should
> come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
> the premises. Take two
> good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one
> or both of the
> antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
> Bothersome Employer
> Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
> repeatedly until WORK has
> been completely eliminated from your system. You should
> immediately forward
> this medical alert to five fr iends. If you do not
> have five friends, you
> have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
> life
> issued a medical alert about a highly
> contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
> orally, by hand,
> and even electronically... This virus is called
> Weekly Overload
> Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from
> your boss, any of
> your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
> DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!
> This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.
> If you should
> come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
> the premises. Take two
> good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one
> or both of the
> antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
> Bothersome Employer
> Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
> repeatedly until WORK has
> been completely eliminated from your system. You should
> immediately forward
> this medical alert to five fr iends. If you do not
> have five friends, you
> have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
> life