A
firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a
firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to
take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the
firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl
replied.
The
firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want
to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '
The
little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'
firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station,
when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon
with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose
tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a
firefighter’s helmet.
The wagon was being pulled by
her dog and her cat.
The firefighter walked over to
take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the
firefighter said with admiration.
'Thanks,' the girl
replied.
The
firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied
the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want
to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go
faster. '
The
little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren.'