Deep thoughts by Charlie Sheen

[GLR]

Edited far before I got it...pussies.

• “I have a disease? ********. I cured it with my brain.”
• "I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *******’ rock star from Mars."
• “If you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, ‘Dude! Can’t handle it, unplug this *******!’ "It fires in a way that’s maybe not from, uh… this terrestrial realm.”
• "I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go."
• “I am battle-tested bayonets, bro.”
• “It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don’t have time for these clowns.”
• “I’m sorry man, I got magic and I’ve got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps."
• "I’m an F-18, bro.”
• "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
• "The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children."
• "The only thing I’m addicted to right now is winning.”
• "I'm bi-winning."
• “Wow. What does that mean? I’m bi-WINNING.”
• “Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”
• "I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists."
• "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
• "Winning."
• "I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA."
• "C’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."
• "Winning."
• "Bring me Dr. Clown shoes."

 

[pro151]

If you look up "Off the Deep Edge" it will have his picture.

 

[loosecannon]

people who do lots of cocaine get like this.
he has convinced himself of this BS, and the people around him are feeding into it.

ive never seen anyone high on cocaine who didnt think they were the sh!#, and they talk about it ALL NIGHT LONG.
i have worked behind the scenes in showbiz for years if anyone was wondering how i know that. LOL

i dont think ol' chuck was on the stuff when he gave that interview though.
i dont think he needs drugs anymore to be crazy.
LC

 

[eagle1911]

Meh.. he's a retard. I'm sure that deep inside he really believes that all of that is cold, hard fact.. meanwhile I just laugh at his inability to see reality through his own ego. He's so lost in his own BS he doesn't even know which way is up. But whatever, his ego and his lifestyle choices are his alone.. and he will be the one to reap the consequences, not me or anyone else. At least the mother of his children got them out of close proximity to that mess.

 

[BOOTY MONSTER]

FINALLY !!!!! someone on this planet is starting to make sense !
thank you Charlie for trying to give the rest of the world a clue .

 

[pro151]

FINALLY !!!!! someone on this planet is starting to make sense !
thank you Charlie for trying to give the rest of the world a clue .

LMAO! You been loaning Charlie some of your "special medicine"? :laugh:

 

[GnG8d]

FUNNY