Windows liquor? Huh?

[nomadradio]

Just had the most astounding realization. Couldn't resist sharing.

Turns out some guy out in the skip is talking about making liquor from Windows(tm).

(palms forehead)

How about that for a concept. Now I gotta figure out do I use wheat Windows, or Rye? This is Kentucky, should probably use corn. Lookin' forward to some Windows Liquor.

73

 

[Handy Andy]

Next week.

Road Apples to Rodeway Inn - the story of a Pane, in Pain, that finds Widows of Similar Pane and Pain - to develop a Solar Powered Distillery that - is er - ah - Real Pain to operate.

I look forward to this...

 

[Greg T]

Just had the most astounding realization. Couldn't resist sharing.

Turns out some guy out in the skip is talking about making liquor from Windows(tm).

(palms forehead)

How about that for a concept. Now I gotta figure out do I use wheat Windows, or Rye? This is Kentucky, should probably use corn. Lookin' forward to some Windows Liquor.

73

Well, just don't inhale too deeply near that Windows still. You'll wind up with a pane in your side.

 

[TM86]

Don't know about liquor, but beer is covered:

If Computer Operating Systems Were Beer

Article first appeared circa 2006... and not updated since. After all, beers can age nicely too. Pictured: BSOD in the physical world ...

www.sheepoverboard.org

 

[ForestRunner98]

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear??

 

[Slowpoke]

Just had the most astounding realization. Couldn't resist sharing.

Turns out some guy out in the skip is talking about making liquor from Windows(tm).

(palms forehead)

How about that for a concept. Now I gotta figure out do I use wheat Windows, or Rye? This is Kentucky, should probably use corn. Lookin' forward to some Windows Liquor.

73

I hear him talking about Window liquors, but he never talks about his distilling ingredients, or process. When you figure it out, be sure to share!

 

[FlatlandBusa]

I hear him talking about Window liquors, but he never talks about his distilling ingredients, or process. When you figure it out, be sure to share!

It's a top secret process, only one knows the magic potion

 

[secret squirrel]

Every once and a while I happen upon a bar like ForestRunner 98 was talking about. I would mention a guess that Windows Liquor would be like Bathtub Gin.

 

[Tokin]

Just had the most astounding realization. Couldn't resist sharing.

Turns out some guy out in the skip is talking about making liquor from Windows(tm).

(palms forehead)

How about that for a concept. Now I gotta figure out do I use wheat Windows, or Rye? This is Kentucky, should probably use corn. Lookin' forward to some Windows Liquor.

73

Nope its window liquors, no 's' on window. He says you can make a fine drink from distilling old nursing home windows. He said people seem to like the ones from facilities that still allow smokers as thats where the best flavors come from. Some say its reminds them of grandma's house, Marlboros and old socks with a hint of Bengay while other windows produce fine flavors like sour diaper and poly-grip. He goes into much more detail if you face time him. He loves invites like that.

Next week.

Road Apples to Rodeway Inn - the story of a Pane, in Pain, that finds Widows of Similar Pane and Pain - to develop a Solar Powered Distillery that - is er - ah - Real Pain to operate.

I look forward to this...

Dont ask why i hang out in such trashy forums, please, but i did see this several years ago in a forum i still frequent and it caught my eye for the obvious reasons.
Happy distilling

 

[loosecannon]

you MUST use a NIST calibrated still if you want to make real window liquor!
LC

 

[Rwb]

aa its that drink i seen on startrek when they picked up the irish settlers