Everyone has heard of the famous Super Wack Pack. What would be a good name for a fictitious super tune job?
Everyone has heard of the famous Super Wack Pack. What would be a good name for a fictitious super tune job?
Always wanted to open a CB Shop and call it Golden Screwdrivers, Home of the Pilers of Power. Call the super tune the Drive-Thur Jimmy Jerk Job.
Fictitious Explanation to follow. By forcefully removing truly unnecessary components from the transmitter side of the radio we are reducing the restriction of flow of electricity from the power line directly to the transistors. We pull out the restricting components quickly to let the electricity form the necessary pathway directly to the radio output.
— We hand-polish each radio case to a blinding chrome finish so that noise can’t adhere.
— BIGGEST boob Babe faceplate.
No bra can contain our boobs.
— Jeweled Knobs that turn on ball-bearings.
— The microphone is also hand-polished and jeweled with a 12’ chromed cable.
(An optional chromed tissue case can be fitted to the mic cable to wipe up after your excitement).
Key UP has a whole new meaning with the ___________.
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I just got the key and sniff tune. Key the mic Sniff the smoke
New one. The honest tune job. AKA Splatter box mod. you can splatter all over the channels. Talk on 3 channels at once and annoy your buddies with the Splatterbox mod.