Best name for a Super Tune from a CB Shop

[secret squirrel]

Everyone has heard of the famous Super Wack Pack. What would be a good name for a fictitious super tune job?

 

[secret squirrel]

Always wanted to open a CB Shop and call it Golden Screwdrivers, Home of the Pilers of Power. Call the super tune the Drive-Thur Jimmy Jerk Job.

Fictitious Explanation to follow. By forcefully removing truly unnecessary components from the transmitter side of the radio we are reducing the restriction of flow of electricity from the power line directly to the transistors. We pull out the restricting components quickly to let the electricity form the necessary pathway directly to the radio output.

 

[TM86]

Everyone has heard of the famous Super Wack Pack. What would be a good name for a fictitious super tune job?

Smokin' crater special.

 

[144inBama]

Maul Master power tune.... and for 15 dollars more, we'll add the anti-splatter frequency control diode allowing you to "lock in" who you're talking to, thus reducing the chance of being walked on.

 

[codeman]

Dice 'em, splice 'em, clip 'em and snip'em Cb shop/ bait shop.

 

[dave457]

Fine Tune CB Radio

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

Fine Tune CB Radio

 

[Slowmover]

Always wanted to open a CB Shop and call it Golden Screwdrivers, Home of the Pilers of Power. Call the super tune the Drive-Thur Jimmy Jerk Job.

Fictitious Explanation to follow. By forcefully removing truly unnecessary components from the transmitter side of the radio we are reducing the restriction of flow of electricity from the power line directly to the transistors. We pull out the restricting components quickly to let the electricity form the necessary pathway directly to the radio output.

— We hand-polish each radio case to a blinding chrome finish so that noise can’t adhere.

— BIGGEST boob Babe faceplate.
No bra can contain our boobs.

— Jeweled Knobs that turn on ball-bearings.

— The microphone is also hand-polished and jeweled with a 12’ chromed cable.

(An optional chromed tissue case can be fitted to the mic cable to wipe up after your excitement).

Key UP has a whole new meaning with the ___________.

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[Rwb]

Plug n smoke,instead of plug n play you plug it in n watch it smoke.
Rotissery radio watch it turn n burn
All work done in an unnamed mobil location with huge recycle dumpster by the door. Our motto we super tune n take yo $$$ and to save steps we got dumpster handy to drop radio in as u split feelin "THE BERN"

 

[mrgumby]

I just got the key and sniff tune. Key the mic Sniff the smoke

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

— We hand-polish each radio case to a blinding chrome finish so that noise can’t adhere.

— BIGGEST boob Babe faceplate.
No bra can contain our boobs.

— Jeweled Knobs that turn on ball-bearings.

— The microphone is also hand-polished and jeweled with a 12’ chromed cable.

(An optional chromed tissue case can be fitted to the mic cable to wipe up after your excitement).

Key UP has a whole new meaning with the ___________.

.

Got me thinking bout them ball bearings, talk about utter overkill.

I just got the key and sniff tune. Key the mic Sniff the smoke

I did that very thing last night, mosfet in a 29 LTD.

 

[543_Dallas]

Call it The Money Shot. It really seems appropriate for the situation.

 

[2NC995]

I think some of the real names are as good as any fiction I could come up with.

 

[secret squirrel]

New one. The honest tune job. AKA Splatter box mod. you can splatter all over the channels. Talk on 3 channels at once and annoy your buddies with the Splatterbox mod.

 

[2NC995]

New one. The honest tune job. AKA Splatter box mod. you can splatter all over the channels. Talk on 3 channels at once and annoy your buddies with the Splatterbox mod.

Sounds outdated to me.

There’s already plenty of tunes can work more than 3 channels at once.