.CA joke

[Se7en]

A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900 miles a year.

An other study found Canadians drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer per year.

That means, on average, Canadians get about 41 miles to the gallon.

 

[Captain Kilowatt]

We've always gotten more miles to the gallon than you guys and not just because our gallons are bigger than yours but also because we have a higher "octane" content.

 

[Mudfoot]

Octane or Methane?

 

[Captain Kilowatt]

Octane or Methane?

Actually it would be ethane. You guys have the methane market pretty much cornered.

 

[psycho]

I am going to spike the spring water again.