Poaching

[mackmobile43]

SAN DIEGO - A San Diego man accused of poaching lobsters allegedly was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.
Thirty-three-year-old Binh Quang Chau, who has been cited four times for poaching, allegedly took the lobsters from the La Jolla State Marine Conservation Area.
Department of Fish and Game warden Daryl Simmons says wardens arrested Chau when they noticed "odd bulges" in his pants. All six of the newspaper-wrapped lobsters were still alive and were returned to the ocean

 

[Captain Kilowatt]

I can only imagine the jokes if he were poaching crabs instead. :w00t:

 

[Beetle]

It's always about seafood. Lobsters or cod.

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[TonyV225]

LMAO @ QRN Yeah can you imagine if one itches what the hell would the other bigger one do?? :glare:

 

[Captain Kilowatt]

I saw a link somewhere today that explained that lobsters in that area of the world do NOT have claws like the ones on the east coast do. I never heard of such a thing. I am used to the lobsters with the huge claws that will snap a man's finger much less anything he may have in his pants.