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[TheRealPorkchop]

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

I guess Santa must’ve stolen Tallman and taken him back to the North Pole. I didn’t know they needed a stripper to hang off a pole with a mic in his hand yelling for a radio check.

Guess I should’ve given to the United Stripper College Fund, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Rwb]

Wow maybe 1 of those wierd strippers TRP

 

[Tallman]

I guess Santa must’ve stolen Tallman and taken him back to the North Pole. I didn’t know they needed a stripper to hang off a pole with a mic in his hand yelling for a radio check.

Nothing of that sort, he hired me to fumigate your room and to burn all of your banana hammocks you left behind. I also had help him put down the union revolt you started while you were there.
Mrs. Claus has the clap as well all of the reindeer. Rudolf is really pissed because he is glowing on both ends.

 

[Handy Andy]

Well, I was going to say - welcome back.

Mrs. Claus has the clap as well all of the reindeer. Rudolf is really pissed because he is glowing on both ends.

I was hoping you'd say something more along the line of being a Polar Bear stand in for a Coca-Cola actor that got sick.

I see there may have been some truth to the rumors - just not the RIGHT ones...

Hope you're doing well

 

[Tallman]

Well, I was going to say - welcome back.


I was hoping you'd say something more along the line of being a Polar Bear stand in for a Coca-Cola actor that got sick.

I see there may have been some truth to the rumors - just not the RIGHT ones...

Hope you're doing well

I'm fine as frog hair. Never better, glad to be far away from TRPC's room in Santa's house. Santa has told me "The best present is served ice cold" then he let out with an evil cackle you would never expect from a "Jolly Elf." Made my blood run cold.

 

[357magnum]

Tall , as usual , but did he push you out of the sleigh ? Did you have a chute ? Sorry just had to go there !

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

 

[Handy Andy]

Santa has told me "The best present is served ice cold"

Hmm... Shades of Kahn - all we need now is a Cordoba with Rich Corinthian Leather.

 

[Tallman]

He delivered me back to my house and then took off like a rocket. He took off with out telling me how to get off of the roof, you would think he would know better.

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

He delivered me back to my house and then took off like a rocket. He took off with out telling me how to get off of the roof, you would think he would know better.

I hope you get the runs while you’re up there.

 

[Handy Andy]

Tall , as usual , but did he push you out of the sleigh ? Did you have a chute ? Sorry just had to go there !

That would be Captain Tuttle, everything - his mess kit, all he needs to save a life left to die out in those fields - everything but his parachute...

 

[Tallman]

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Santa was laughing and told me he agrees that you are "Full of SITH"

 

[Tallman]

I hope you get the runs while you’re up there.

The yard does not need fertilizing any more.

 

[Handy Andy]

The downspouts are developing "rust" stains...