i need help

[megatron]

i bought a wilson 1000 at a flea market... i have an swr meter
and need help calabrating my antenna. if anyone lives in cincinnati
i'll come and have someone help me

 

[Wire Weasel]

RadioBot: "Megatron Megatron my license plate is expired and I'm leaking TransformO Fluid all over my GizmotchyCons. Can you send a TowsAlot to pull me away from my sorry plight on the parkway??"

 

[megatron]

ok i know that was jibberish... if anyone lives in cincinnati can they
come to my house and help me wth my antenna or i can meet them some place

 

[BOOTY MONSTER]

How to use a SWR meter

 

[megatron]

How to use a SWR meter

now that's what i call an antenna