CB Etiquette

[TheRealPorkchop]

I remember her.......Made me do a "double take on the Interstate", resulting with an immediate "Flip-flop" to "Cold trail" her, but then on the "backside" I had the "Bubble gum" flashing in the rearview. That "Smokie" wrote me a "Green Stamp" for traffic violation, Improper Lane Usage......,but "Mr. Bear".....I used the "Green Strip". So much for catching up to those "Ta-Ta's"........

[On the CB]
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck. You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer shure, fer shure. By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon. Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen, yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy.....

My bad, I should’ve said “damn you, you good buddy”. Then followed that with an insult of “strawberry cowboy” or possibly “root fairy”. But I like you and didn’t want you to think I didn’t.

 

[SIX-SHOOTER]

My bad, I should’ve said “damn you, you good buddy”. Then followed that with an insult of “strawberry cowboy” or possibly “root fairy”. But I like you and didn’t want you to think I didn’t.

Calling someone around these parts a Good Buddy may result Gunshot wounds or other damages.It's not very socially acceptable with anyone that I talk with & they take it personal like talking about their mother & that's the truth.It's beyond an insult so folks just don't use that term because folks think you are looking for trouble.

SIX-SHOOTER.

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

Calling someone around these parts a Good Buddy may result Gunshot wounds or other damages.It's not very socially acceptable with anyone that I talk with & they take it personal like talking about their mother & that's the truth.It's beyond an insult so folks just don't use that term because folks think you are looking for trouble.

SIX-SHOOTER.

Well I said I didn’t want him to think I didn’t like him. I believe it might be a little stronger where you are than here but either way it’s not something you want to be called. I’m just yanking his chain though, I think he knows that.

Around here if you use a roger beep you’ll get called a good buddy using the good buddy beep.

 

[SIX-SHOOTER]

Well I said I didn’t want him to think I didn’t like him. I believe it might be a little stronger where you are than here but either way it’s not something you want to be called. I’m just yanking his chain though, I think he knows that.

Around here if you use a roger beep you’ll get called a good buddy using the good buddy beep.

I am blessed that nobody in our local group uses any noise toys or talkback.I refuse to talk with anyone who uses any so it's their choice.If they call me I just ignore them so I guess they think I left. LOL {:>)

SIX-SHOOTER

 

[Redbeard U812]

Convoy! Ah, 10-4, Pig Pen, what's your twenty?
Convoy! OMAHA? Well, they oughta know what to do with them hogs out there fer shure. Well, mercy
Convoy! sakes, good buddy, we gonna back on outta here, so keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your
Convoy! Tail. We'll catch you on the flip-flop. This here's the Rubber Duck on the side.
Convoy! We gone. 'Bye,'bye.

 

[Redbeard U812]

Uh, hmm...damn you for putting that song into my head. Do you know how hard it is to get that back out??

I'll put this down right here.......One for chop......good luck getting anything else done today......LOL

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

 

[Handy Andy]

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[Shadetree Mechanic]

Well I said I didn’t want him to think I didn’t like him. I believe it might be a little stronger where you are than here but either way it’s not something you want to be called. I’m just yanking his chain though, I think he knows that.

Around here if you use a roger beep you’ll get called a good buddy using the good buddy beep.

Good buddy beep? Dangit! I am going to remove my Roger beep switches with a hammer now. Thanks.

 

[Redbeard U812]

Good buddy beep? Dangit! I am going to remove my Roger beep switches with a hammer now. Thanks.

Heeyyeah! Good Buddy! I heard you...Beep. Beep. at me. Hope that's a Marshmallow hammer, wouldn't want to damage anythang! Bwahahahahaha!

Sorry! I just had to.......yes, those beeps are awful quare!

 

[Shadetree Mechanic]

Heeyyeah! Good Buddy! I heard you...Beep. Beep. at me. Hope that's a Marshmallow hammer, wouldn't want to damage anythang! Bwahahahahaha!

Sorry! I just had to.......yes, those beeps are awful quare!

Aw man, you are bagging me up over here. I am cured of the good buddy beep now. Haha!

 

[Redbeard U812]

Sitting here drunk off my ass, laughing. Beep. Beep. Bwaahah!

 

[unit_399]

"CB Etiquette" is an oxymoron like "Military Intelligence"

 

[Redbeard U812]

"CB Etiquette" is an oxymoron like "Military Intelligence"

Or.....Liberal thinking

 

[skip searcher]

While traveling down to Fl a few years ago some gal kept hollering something about "commercial company." I had no idea what that meant.

Maybe she was Lonely