keys to domestic felicity

[Tallman]

Red Wine keeps them on even keel...sometimes.

Tranquilizer darts are a necessity some times.

 

[Handy Andy]

Every time I hear a helicopter I can't help but think that Marlin Perkins' is looking out for my ex-XYL and is tracking her territory and monitoring her mating habits...

 

[Tallman]

Andy, do you make those kind of films?

 

[Handy Andy]

GAWD - IF that was so, I'd have several attorneys working on getting my back pay and royalties...

 

[TheRealPorkchop]

Hahahahahahaha.

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Hahaha

 

[Rwb]

Dang andy,you be rich then

 

[Tallman]

Any body that came around that did not know her I would just tell them "The bitch bites hard and chews".

 

[357magnum]

Tall , that's why I love this site ! You are one funny guy ! " Here's your Sign " ! Which I don't have a pic of !

 

[Tallman]

Thanks, but I hope you noticed I'mpretty good technically as well.
The best humor is sifted from real life.