Lies Women Tell

[secret squirrel]

I heard a county music song on the radio a few days ago. It’s one I had not heard before, “Girls Lie Too.” One of the verses was,”Size doesn’t matter.” Anyway, that was what gave me the idea to put a 102 inch whip on my 2017 Nissan Rouge. We all know size matters. What other interesting lies have you fine gentlemen recall the fairer sex speaking to you?

 

[secret squirrel]

I’ll start. I’ll just put these out there for conversation sake…

I am on the pill.

I like big trucks.

I did not know he was your brother.

 

[Shadetree Mechanic]

"I just want to be friends"

 

[Crawdad]

"He bought me a beer, how was I to know it was your dad?"

"But they were on sale."

 

[codeman]

"He is just a friend."

 

[NightThumper]

I’ve never done anything like this before

 

[NightThumper]

I swear ur my first

 

[NightThumper]

I’m not married

 

[NightThumper]

You’re the best I ever had

 

[NightThumper]

My husband doesn’t love me

 

[NightThumper]

Till death do us part

 

[Slowmover]

It’s not serious

 

[Blackcat630]

You don't have to pull out

 

[NightThumper]

I weigh the same as when we got married

 

[NightThumper]

So what do you want to do? Whatever you want honey.